The answer to this question for most sensible people would be "well I will be in bed dreaming of a world made entirely of ice cream". I however must reply "I will be surfing most probably stuck under my board arms waving frantically"
Yep you have guessed it he found me darn it I thought I had the Peruvian look tied down! Anyway unable as always to resist the idea of putting on a rubber suit in the early hours and frolicking in the surf I relented and now have reset my alarm and feel like heading for bed with a few surfing press ups thrown in for good measure. However, I stupidly accepted an invitation to meet for drinks with a friend, I do not feel that I will be the most thrilling company as they sit and marvel as I scratch my head constantly because of the amount of sand I took on board, and whilst I yawn in an over dramatised way and rub my eyes.
Just a little hint and tip from me to you when propositioned by a breath takingly handsome man on the beach carrying a surf board who takes you out for a drink dont sit there dreamingly nodding whilst staring into his eyes as you may be agreeing to entering into training to be a pro surfer when all you wanted was a dinner and a movie!
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